To make up for that last extremely partisan post...

...I present Ben's More-or-Less-Fair-and-Balanced (MOLFAB) Table of Political Put-downs!

	Republicans say Democrats support...	Democrats say Republicans support...
laziness	in poor people who don't have to get jobs.	in middle- and upper-class people who sit in front of TVs watching NASCAR all day.
handouts	to poor people in the form of welfare and similar programs.	to rich people in the form of tax breaks and subsidies to undeserving corporations.
corruption and pandering to special interests	such as the labor and environmental lobbies.	such as the aforementioned corporations.
wasteful spending	on social and environmental programs.	on the military and the aforementioned subsidies.
halting progress	in development of new technologies due to unfounded worries about harmful side-effects.	in achieving truly equal rights and opportunities for all, both in America and globally, as well as developing renewable energy sources to replace our obsolete fossil-fuel-based system.
racism	or at least anti-Semitism, in the form of opposition to Israel's policies.	in the form of opposition to affirmative action and other civil-rights programs.
third-world dictatorships	who harbor terrorists and are developing WMDs and should therefore be invaded.	who have low wages and few environmental protections, facts which should be changed rather than exploited.
terrorism	by refusing to support the Iraq war or the PATRIOT Act, and offering to capitulate to the terrorists' demands.	by supporting foreign policies that result in extreme anti-American sentiments, and underfunding their own Homeland Security department.